-- 作者： avery -- 發表時間： 2005/02/16 08:26pm [這篇文章最後由avery在 2005/02/16 11:17pm 第 1 次編輯] First-year  students at Med School  were receiving their first anatomy class with  a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body  covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In  medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first  is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an  example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of  the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in  his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The  students  freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a  finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had  finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most  important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle  finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention." -- 作者： nirwa -- 發表時間： 2005/02/18 03:07pm 這個似是一個笑話... 我找不到中文版了, 且似有不同的版本(version ). 以下是它的大意 : 醫學生的第一堂課 教授在課堂說當醫生要學會二個要素. 第一個要素是不要覺得人體的任何一個地方或東西噁心 然後他就把手指插到屍體的屁屁中, 再把手指就含到嘴中吸兩口. 之後叫每位醫學生也做同樣的事... 醫學生們面有難色, 但也照做了... 最後每個學生都照做後, 教授才說他是用中指插的, 另外再用食指含到嘴中來示範... 第二就是要懂得觀察... -- 作者： avery -- 發表時間： 2005/02/25 01:12am [UploadFile=GIF_1109265136.gif] -- 作者： avery -- 發表時間： 2005/03/05 09:14pm [這篇文章最後由avery在 2005/03/05 09:18pm 第 1 次編輯]